Thursday, December 11, 2008

Gay Dating Tips

Okay, so the following passage is from a site listing Gay Dating Tips: 
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Play the odds.
Sometimes playing the dating game is like playing a slot machine. It's attractive with its many colors and sounds, but always uncertain. Of course, there's the potential of hitting the jackpot, but unless you're extremely lucky you have to play more than a few coins to hit big. If approaching a guy doesn't work the first time, then try, try again. Eventually it will pay off.


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What have we learned? We've learned to date as many people as possible and say "I DO NOT ACCEPT" when someone says "Um...I think we should just be friends". 

Hanz was right. It's quantity that is key. Good job Hanz. You are like the Gay love guru. So smart vis-a-vis gay dating. Years of acquired knowledge I guess. So so smart. So much knowledge. Man, I only wish I had Hanz's sagacity about gay relationships. First he beats me at Scrabble, now he's beating me at gayness. 

~M

3 comments:

jenn said...

Hanz may not win at Apples to Apples but he wins at gayness. I love it!

TorontoOnABudget said...

Beating you at gayness or just at gay dating?

TorontoOnABudget said...

I personally think that dating know-how is not all that makes a gay man a good gay man.